YOU'RE A COW
YOU'RE A PIG
People often mistake you for a prickly,
difficult character, but you’re a softy at heart.
Happiest relaxing in the garden, you’re
comfortable in front of the camera, most
recently starring in a series of reality TV
programs set in people’s gardens.
Calm, relaxed and productive, you rarely
let the little things get you down.
When the time comes, you know how to party.
When it comes to fashion, you’re not that
keen on colour, preferring to stick to simple
You like your own company, but really come
into your own in a crowd. Seek pastures new.
‘Happy’ could be your middle name.
If you could spend every day eating, sleeping
and relaxing then you would.