GIFTING, CRACKED

That’s what Santa listens to. Sorry that was bad. What’s better are our snug wool fairisle knits, sugary candyfloss crew necks and laughably soft cashmere pullovers.

The kind of present that gives the excuse to have a big glass of red and watch that trashy rom-com you’ve already seen a hundred times.

Classy gloves for holding hands. (And phones.) Fluffy lined boots for romantic hikes. (And hiking to the post office.)

The sweetest, most thoughtful presents are surely the ones like a rockin’ robin in a teeny Christmas pudding hat. And a squirrel clutching a tiny Battenberg cake. Right?