If you want to get ahead, get a hat!

Like the joke goes,

Q. “How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?”

A. “A lobster!”

A bizarre, but refreshingly unpredictable punchline. So in celebration of all things surreal, let’s pay homage to the king of surrealism himself, Salvador Dali and his famous lobster telephone. The best way to celebrate the vintage black telephone with a full-sized orange lobster perched on the handset? By making and wearing weird and wacky lobster hats, of course.

First we have to release our inner Dali and make ‘em. Designs can be many and varied, so tap into your creative sub-conscious and use your imagination to help create and craft a simple, detailed or even totally OTT crustate headgear (or Google Lobster Hats), head to for a couple of ideas... to stir your creative juices.

When finished, take a selfie and let us see it please.

Don’t forget babies and pets love dressing up too, honest, just ask them.

And if anyone asks why you are wearing a lobster on your head tell them... “A lightbulb!” ...and confidently stride off.